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    Pita Gadafi vraga u paklu da mu omogući jedan telefonski poziv doma u Libiju. Vrag mu to napravi i naplati 1000 dolara. Istu stvar traži i Sadam Husein za Irak. I njemu vrag omogući poziv i naplati 2000 dolara. Pita i Tuđman jel bi mogel okrenuti jedan broj u Hrvatskoj. Veli vrag može. Kad je ...
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    - Ne postoji šansa koju Bosanac ne bi mogao da prokocka!
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    Dođe jedan čovjek kod prijatelja i zatekne ga u šupi kako udara čekićem po penisu. Sav zgranut ga upita:

    - Što to radiš?
    - Masturbiram.
    - A je li uživaš?
    - Da, svaki puta kada promašim.
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    Bile tri kurve kod Boga. Bog im htio ispuniti po želju.

    Prva kurva zaželi da ju jebe jedan crnac.
    Druga kurva zaželi da ju jebe tri crnca.
    Treća kurva zaželi da ima sina i da je joj sin nogometaš koji igra za Barcelonu i da taj sin puca penal i da ga promaši kako bi Barcelona izgubila i da tom njenom sinu cijeli stadion jebe mater.
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    Idu dvije prostitutke ulicom kad vide kako jedan pas liže svoj kurac i jaja. Na to će jedna od njih:

    - Eh, kad bi i muškarci mogli da rade to, teško nama!
    - Zašto?!
    - Odmah bi ostale bez posla!
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    Pričaju dva starca, pa jedan pita drugog:

    - Je l' možeš ti dalje jebati?
    - Mogu, da kucnem u drvo! - kaže drugi.
    - Ma mogu i ja kucnuti od drvo, nego, je l' možeš jebati?!
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    Na medicinskom fakultetu pita profesor studenticu:

    - Koliko spermatozoida ima u muškim testisima?
    - Gutljaj, do gutljaj i po!
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    Ribar peca ribe i drži ciglu na glavi. Naiđe zgodna i radoznala dama pa pita ribara zašto ima ciglu na glavi?

    - Može seks pa ću ti reći.

    Odbije ona, ode pa se opet vrati kasnije:

    - Mlada damo, može seks pa ću ti reći. - odgovori ribar opet. Ona pristane i ribar je nategne. Sad će ona njemu:

    - Daj mi sad reci što će ti cigla na glavi, a pecaš ribu?
    - Mlada damo, ti si danas četvrta na ciglu, a na udicu nijedna.
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    Kako znaš da imaš vrlo veliki broj spermija?
    Cura ti mora prožvakati prije nego proguta.
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    Nakon lude noći pita momak djevojku:

    - Ajde reci mi koliko si ih imala do sad?

    Ona šuti namrgođena. Nakon dva sata šutnje on se ponizi i kaže:

    - Oprosti, nisam takvo pitanje trebao postaviti, sram me bilo, jesi još ljuta na mene?
    - Šuti budalo, brojim!
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